The Pilgrim Evil Negation Invincibility Squardon

In order to secure society from the Evil of Pilgrims, I have decided to form a group to combat the Pilgrim Hordes and prevent them from doing any more evil things. The Pilgrim Evil Negation Invincibilty Squadron, or P.E.N.I.S., is a group dedicated to fighting the Pilgrim Menace. We will wage our battle to destroy the evil forces of the Decepticons Pilgrims. We will defeat them. It may not be soon, but ONE DAY, THE PILGRIM MENACE WILL BE DECLARED OVER, AND WE WILL SMASH THEIR LEADER ONCE AND FOR ALL!

To join P.E.N.I.S., please inquire in the comments section. OR GET AIDS. Both are fine. We WILL defeat the Pilgrims. And Peace WILL be Restored to the Universe. For Justice. For Glory. For Muffins. MMM.... Muffins. Yum-riffic.

Why Pilgrims are evil.

Now then, you must be wondering, WHY exactly are Pilgrims evil? Well, they have done many bad things over the years. It all started in the beginning of time. They were one of the first lifeforms in the universe. But they were evil. They flew across the universe, kicking babies and killing puppies. They finally settled on Earth, where they waited to perform evil deeds. First, they killed the dinosaurs. Then they killed Jesus. They were responsible for slavery, AND they caused the Holocaust. People were not having a wonderful time during the existance of the Pilgrims.

Now you must be wondering. MP, WHY? Why would they do this? We learned in Elementary School that the Pilgrims were nice, and had a feast with the Indians. Well, something they don't tell you is that they unleashed their Hordes of Decepticons on the Indians, and oh, they had a feast with the Indians. That is, with the Indians as a main Course. Why didn't they tell you this in School? Because. THE PILGRIMS HAVE CONTROL OF THE BOARD OF EDUCATION, AND THE GOVERNMENT. EVER WONDER WHY GEORGE W. BUSH'S BROTHER'S NICKNAME IS JEB? THAT'S A SHORTENING OF JEBEDIAH! THEY'RE PILGRIMS!

The Pilgrims did something we would never expect in 2001. They attacked the World Trade Center and the Pentagon. They were reponsible for 9/11. Help stop them before it's too late. Their new plan, Global Warming, may possibly end in the death of billions. We have to stop them now. Before it's too late.

Hello There!

Hey. You might also know me as DarkTriforceLord as opposed to MagicPipe. Well, I decided MagicPipe sounded better. So.... I don't know. I guess I'll get to writing some random stuff.

OMG Y DUZ DIS HAPPN 2 MEH? EVRY1 HAETS MEH. ;_; *Cut cut*