The Pilgrim's greatest Champion.

Of course, where there are heroes, there are villains. The Pilgrims have one Champion that stands tall amongst the others. A demon so vile, he brings death wherever he travels. I will tell you of the Dark One today, and his lieutenants another day. He has brought terror to children for thousands of years. You may already know who I speak of.

Putt-Putt. Commander of the Pilgrim armies, slayer of Jesus, and the mind behind 9/11, World Wars I and II, and his darkest achievement, Arby's. He must be stopped at all costs. He has created propaganda games, in which he saves zoos and wins races, but they are all produced by sinister penguins. For every kill he makes in battle, he tears out the enemy's heart, and devours it, along with their soul. It is said that he can be killed by nobody. But we will defeat him one day. And all the children in the world will come and play in the fields, and then a herd of roaming pedophiles will come and steal them. It will be Putt-Putt's use of the last ounce of strength within himself.