Glorious Victory in the Name of Cthulhu!

I bring good news, readers. Our attack on the fiendish Pilgrims was an overwhelming success. There were parade floats, fires, tires, puppy blood, and pilgrim buckles littering what is now the rubble of the mighty Pilgrim Death Fortress. We now are on the road to defeating the Pilgrims once and for all! In the name of those who stand for freedom in this world, they will no longer have to hide! THE PILGRIMS ARE ON THEIR DEATH KNELL! CTHULHU FHTAGN! UNDER THE GREAT ONE'S LEADERSHIP, FREEDOM AND CAKE WILL REIGN!


In Memoriam of the Energizer Bunny, who was ran over in a car accident last night, and then gunned down. 1989-2007

Preparing for the war....

Alright, I have assembled the full strength of my armies, including a box of dead kittens now. Tonight we will attack the Pilgrims fortress of the nearby McDonald's restaraunt. We may not survive. If I die, tell a charity that I've posthoumosly donated my belongings, but when giving it to them, set it, and them on fire. It will be a final message to those buckle-hatted bastards.


I've looked over their defenses. These are it:

To arms, bretheren! The Pilgrims will be boiled like puppies in a flamethrower! There will be Cornucopias everywhere! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!