I bring good news, readers. Our attack on the fiendish Pilgrims was an overwhelming success. There were parade floats, fires, tires, puppy blood, and pilgrim buckles littering what is now the rubble of the mighty Pilgrim Death Fortress. We now are on the road to defeating the Pilgrims once and for all! In the name of those who stand for freedom in this world, they will no longer have to hide! THE PILGRIMS ARE ON THEIR DEATH KNELL! CTHULHU FHTAGN! UNDER THE GREAT ONE'S LEADERSHIP, FREEDOM AND CAKE WILL REIGN!
In Memoriam of the Energizer Bunny, who was ran over in a car accident last night, and then gunned down. 1989-2007
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