Pilgrims distribute "Teaser Trailer" For Ultimate Weapon!

That's right. Those Buckle-hatted Devils are at it again. On Wedensday, December 19th, 2007, a day that shall forever live in infamy, the Pilgrims posted a "teaser" for their superweapon that some believe don't even exist. Codenamed "Duke Nukem Forever," PENIS intelligence has gathered that this will be an array of nuclear missles incase the PENIS Corps ever gains the advantage in this war. We have been setting it back though, or at least we think we have. We've been destroying their buildings believed to be making it, and even assassinated and replaced Pilgrim General Greg Broussard with a robot. He is believed to be in charge of the project. If it is real, may Cthulhu save us all.